Pay to Promote Your Every Thought on Facebook!

Not getting the attention you deserve on Facebook? Now you can make sure your Facebook posts are seen ad nauseum in your friends’ NewsFeeds!

For just $7, you can move your “important news, links and photos higher in news feed [sic].” Who’s to say what’s important? You do!

But beware: You and every other special snowflake will still be competing for the same space.

All major credit cards and PayPal accepted.

Note: Sarcasm aside, I can definitely see this feature being used by personal fan pages such as bands. Why not pay a little to make sure your next event is seen through all the noise on Facebook? Though we all should be getting the new Get Notifications feature at some point, so I don’t know if that will make this post promotion superfluous.

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